What if all the spiders we’ve killed and flushed down the toilet over the years have really just been hanging out in the pipe and next time you shit, they come out and attack your asshole
When you have a girlfriend
yeeennnx:
don’t be surprised if she gets mad when you hang out with another girl. Especially if your girlfriend thinks she’s pretty. No matter how hard you try to convince her that she’s just a friend she’ll still feel uncomfortable about the whole situation because she wants you all to herself. Maybe not all girlfriends will complain about it but even if she says she doesn’t care there’s a good chance she’s 1% bothered by it at the least.
